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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:03

Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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