Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

How did the Thunder get this good? Three perfectly executed summers created a 2025 juggernaut - CBS Sports

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Chevy Teases a New Corvette 'X' to Debut Next Week - Road & Track

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is it necessary for people to wear towels while showering at gyms? If so, what are some ways to prevent the towel from slipping off and exposing oneself?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Stock futures are little changed with trade talks, inflation data on deck this week: Live updates - CNBC

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.